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Offline fiona1964

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Actual Classified Ads
« on: November 21, 2010, 04:42:02 pm »
Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Stock up and save. Limit: one.

Semi-Annual after Christmas Sale

3 year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting off head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

For sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.

Great Dames for sale.

Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

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Re: Actual Classified Ads
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2010, 05:09:09 pm »
Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
Haha made my day XD

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Re: Actual Classified Ads
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2010, 05:23:06 pm »
Blue Cross and salary :P
very funny things :D

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Re: Actual Classified Ads
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2010, 05:54:56 pm »
XD can't stop laughing XD
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